Saturday, March 4, 2017
A Blue Apron box contains fresh ingredients for three recipes serving two people. Each box costs $60. My first free one came late - it was supposed to be delivered on a Friday, but didn't come until Monday. I emailed Blue Apron about it, and they gave me another free box. Even though my first box was three days late, everything was still usable because they pack it so well.
Going into this I thought it was stupid and ridiculous. For 60 bucks I could buy way more groceries! However, I wouldn't. These are healthy meals that offer variety, and it's fun to come home to cook something up all fancy-like, like a real adult. Also Blue Apron was very generous in giving me another free box. So I'm keeping my Blue Apron subscription for a little bit. You can skip weeks, which is nice - you're not locked into $60 every week.
So far I've gotten three boxes and paid for one. I have done a pretty bad job on two of the dishes. We'll see how long this goes.
IN OTHER BEAUTY BOX NEWS:
I still have way too many products that I'm trying to use up from my wild and heady days as a beauty box connoisseur and blogger, so there's no way I can justify signing up for any more beauty boxes for the foreseeable future.
However, Target has monthly beauty boxes, and you don't technically sign up for them, you purchase them individually every month, and they're not expensive ($5-10, depending), and sometimes if they don't sell out after a couple weeks they'll discount them, and my sister wanted one in January so I bought it for her in a very generous and grand fashion, and I was impressed and filled with envy when she opened hers, so I decided to buy one for myself as well. I was very pleased with it. Then I bought a February one when it got discounted (because everyone on the internet hated it that month and refused to buy it) and I was pleased with that too. This month the Target Beauty Box has already sold out! So that's put an end to my Target Beauty Box spree, thankfully.
But Amazon also has a beauty box! My mom bought me one for my birthday. It's full of tiny little things, many little things. They'll be useful for the gym. (I'm going to the gym again.)
Just today I finally used up one of the bottles of the cleanser that I got from the Blush Mystery Beauty Box many moons ago. I liked that stuff. Probably because it was blue. (It was the Avene Cleanance Cleansing Gel for Face and Body. On the Dermstore website they have a picture of the bubbles from this stuff. Ha ha.)
Monday, January 4, 2016
Friday, January 1, 2016
Thursday, February 19, 2015
In 2014, the Blush Mystery Beauty Box started sucking in mysterious and confusing ways:
- They sent out more shampoo than you can shake a stick at.
- They sent repeat items frequently, sometimes only a month or two after the first time.
- They sent expired products and it seemed like they were clearing out extra inventory rather than thoughtfully putting together a collection of products.
Then! The December box came out and it looked great, so I resubscribed. I was very happy.
Then! The featured item for January was an item that we'd received in December, and another item was one we'd received a couple months before that. The internet was SO MAD. I think Blush included that product in December's box by mistake and only meant for it to be in January's but maybe the Blush Mystery Beauty Box is put together by robots who don't notice things like that. But whatever. Blush sent out a shitty coupon apologizing for the duplicate items. I decided to hold on another month but if they sent more duplicates or shampoo I'd unsubscribe again.
This month is February. Here's my review for this month, along with a subjective and illogical rating system.
February 2015 Blush Mystery Beauty Box
Alterna Bamboo Smooth Kendi Pure Treatment Oil - This is stuff for your hair. I've used it a couple times. It smells nice and my hair seems to like it. +10 points
100 Percent Pure Creamy Nail Polish in Kiss - I don't like the color (reddish pink) but we haven't gotten fingernail polish in a long time and getting fingernail polish from the Blush Mystery Beauty Box changed my life. I'll give this away because I don't wear pinkish red fingernail polish but I approve of this. +5 points
Cargo Liquid Liner in Black - Blush sends Cargo products frequently but they haven't sent much eyeliner lately. I probably won't wear this but if I wore eyeliner I would. +5 points
Neostrata Skin Active Antioxidant Defense Serum - We get a lot of these "antioxidant" "defense" "serums" and I don't know if there's any difference between any of them but I'll use this and don't mind it. It's a small sample so if I don't like it I won't have to deal with it for long. +5 points
TOCCA Hand Cream in Stella - This is the featured item this month and you got one of three flavors. I got blood orange. Yum! Delicious! This is nice stuff! +10 points
TOCCA Eau de Parfum in Stella - Small sample of perfume. Normally I'm not into perfume, but this is the same flavor as the hand cream, and it seems like they matched the flavors for everyone. And that's nice! That brings the points for this up from 5 points to +15 points
Juliette Has a Gun Perfume - Oh, another small sample of perfume. I'm impressed by the thoughtfulness of the TOCCA perfume/hand cream, but this... it's French, but mostly I'm confused about the name. She has a gun? Good for her. Does she smell good? Does her gun smell good? What does a gun have to do with this? -10 points
Vichy Idealia Life Serum - Oh, another "serum". That's a -10, but it's French, so +0 points
Sarah Potempa The Wrap Up - A thing to put your hair into fancy buns that look like bagels. This won't work for people who don't have bun hair, but it's a unique item. I'm a little freaked out by perfect buns but luckily for me (or unluckily) my hair still looks like a pile of straw and not a bagel. +10 points
Total points out of a possible one million: +50 points
I won't unsubscribe after this month but Blush is still on shaky grounds. I'm not trying to be a jerk but it really hasn't been happy times lately for subscribers of the Blush Mystery Beauty Box. BMBB4eva? I don't know.
Will Blush send shampoo next month? Will they send another tube of TOCCA Hand Cream? If they did would I be upset about the duplicate or would I be happy to get another tube of super great hand cream? Tune in next month to find out!
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
I haven't been blogging much because I'm only receiving Beauty Box 5 right now and they haven't been all that exciting. Mostly chapsticks, nail polish, eye liner or face or hair product samples. This month though I received a mini SPATULA!!! This product is hilarious. It allows you to scrap the sides of tiny bottles to get every last drop of a product. I guess if you buy $100 eye creams or Fekkai Glossy shampoo you would need this tool.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Yesterday my SEPTEMBER BLUSH MYSTERY BEAUTY BOX arrived.
Here's what I got this month: fancy bronzer stick (won't use), pigment corrector (not sure how this is supposed to work), Klorane dry shampoo (love!), hair goop (these never work well for me), sensitive touch cleansing wipes (which I will not use on my hoohaw but which would have been useful in the summer for armpits and feet), and more lip gloss. The last thing I need is any more of any of this stuff but it's so exciting! I put on the lip gloss last night and it smells like some gross powdery sports drink but looks fabulous.
Blush Mystery Beauty Box! Still the best mystery beauty box!
Now, here are some important updates:
I unsubscribed from Julep! :( x 100. Was it the worst mistake I've ever made in my life? I don't know. I liked Julep, it just got ridiculous. I own so many fingernail polishes now. I have been mostly bite-free since last October, though, and I will always think fondly of Julep.
I'm still subscribed to Birchbox but am going to cancel after this month. Birchbox is fine, it's only ten bucks, I just can't deal with the slow shipping. Also, apparently, the main draw for Birchbox is the points you get when you review the products you get every month. Points = $$, and when you accrue enough points you can get free stuff. I don't need any more stuff, and I don't have the time or patience to review products, so I'm not taking advantage of this point system and might as well quit. Birchbox has been nice. I signed up for it because everyone on the internet complained about it so much, and I've been pretty happy with it.
I got a Memebox Superbox! It was the aloe one, full of Korean beauty products containing aloe. It was awesome. I'm not going to say anything more about it, just that it was awesome, really awesome. Memebox puts together really neat boxes and I wish I could order more.
I also just ordered a Beauteque Beauty Bag! I don't know why I did it. I saw someone's review of theirs and was filled with longing, so, click, I got one. This month's contains something made of snail slime, I believe, which I guess must be super great for your skin. Beauteque, it seems, doesn't do a subscription - like Memebox you order the boxes one at a time. So I'll get this one and then no more, for real. Then I will go back to being a fine lady who receives only one beauty box per month.
That's it. Thank you for reading.